Dubai, United Arab Emirates, February 9, 2010 — God‘s spokesperson, Ermil Higgibilly, announced today that once again the rapture would be delayed. This latest calamity to befall God is expected to move back the time of the pretribulation rapture anywhere from a week to a month due to some ‘technical issues’ with God’s website.Palm Jumeirah: God’s home/headquarters is located on the fifth branch up on the left, fourth frond over
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